我以为我能百无荆棘的幽默
[wŏ yĭ wéi wŏ néng băi wú jīng jí de yōu mò]
'I thought I could be carefree and humorous' reflects a belief or expectation that one's humor comes effortlessly and without conflict or difficulty. This user likely wishes for their humor and attitude toward life to be simple, untroubled, and easily received by others.