我一口盐汽水喷死你我一巴掌就能呼死你
[wŏ yī kŏu yán qì shuĭ pēn sĭ nĭ wŏ yī bā zhăng jiù néng hū sĭ nĭ]
In a very humorous context, the person states: 'I can spray salt carbonated water to get rid of you, or even just clap you away,' showing an amusing, slightly hyperbolic way of saying someone is very insignificant to them, something not to be taken seriously or litterer.