我要小三当伴娘我要情敌当伴郎
[wŏ yào xiăo sān dāng bàn niáng wŏ yào qíng dí dāng bàn láng]
This internet name expresses a rather humorous and somewhat provocative intention, suggesting an ironic attitude towards relationships and weddings. It humorously implies wanting to include 'rivals' in one's celebration as a way of facing past relationship challenges in the present or future union with a bold, non-conformist approach.