我要情敌做我伴郎我要情敌做我伴娘
[wŏ yào qíng dí zuò wŏ bàn láng wŏ yào qíng dí zuò wŏ bàn niáng]
A humorous and exaggerated phrase expressing irony. It means 'I want my love rival to be my best man and bridesmaid,' indicating that they are accepting of all situations, even having their competitors present at their wedding.