我姓何都不能和你在一起
[wŏ xìng hé dōu bù néng hé nĭ zài yī qĭ]
This username expresses a sentiment of helplessness in love, even humorously hinting that one's surname (He, which is also a common Chinese surname) is not enough to be with the loved one, implying an irony and resignation towards an unattainable relationship.