我想养只猫取名叫前女友我想养只狗取名叫前男友
[wŏ xiăng yăng zhĭ māo qŭ míng jiào qián nǚ yŏu wŏ xiăng yăng zhĭ gŏu qŭ míng jiào qián nán yŏu]
The net name means 'I want to raise a cat and name it ex-girlfriend; I want to raise a dog and name it ex-boyfriend.' It reflects a humorous and somewhat sarcastic way of dealing with past relationships, indicating that they are now mere pets in their life.