我温柔似水似你爸我温柔似花似你妈
[wŏ wēn róu sì shuĭ sì nĭ bà wŏ wēn róu sì huā sì nĭ mā]
A humorous exaggeration meaning 'I am gentle like water, like your father, gentle like flowers, like your mother'. It plays off the stereotype of parents' care and warmth while using hyperbole. This name uses humor to emphasize gentleness.