我同桌不是逗比是骚货
[wŏ tóng zhuō bù shì dòu bĭ shì sāo huò]
Roughly translates to 'My Deskmate Is Not Silly but Flirty'. In Chinese, '逗比' often means playful in a foolish way; and ‘骚货’ means flirtatious here. This net name reflects a person who feels frustrated with their flirty and annoying deskmate.