我是帅逼闪闪亮亮光芒万丈
[wŏ shì shuài bī shăn shăn liàng liàng guāng máng wàn zhàng]
This mouthful translates into 'I am a dazzling bright light that shines endlessly' which indicates high confidence and an audaciously attractive persona. Someone calling themselves this is most likely outgoing, self-assured and has a bold flair for attention.