我是你如命你笑我有病
[wŏ shì nĭ rú mìng nĭ xiào wŏ yŏu bìng]
The phrase can be loosely translated as 'If I follow your order like a command, you mock me for being insane,' which implies feeling misunderstood or mocked when one puts a lot of effort into satisfying another person’s demands.