我是你的主治医师我是你的患病者哟
[wŏ shì nĭ de zhŭ zhì yī shī wŏ shì nĭ de huàn bìng zhĕ yo]
Translated as 'I am your attending doctor, and I am your patient,' this phrase plays on dual roles in a healthcare setting, implying a complicated dependency relationship with an undertone of sarcasm or humor.