我是癌细胞对我好你会死掉你是我爱人对你好是我本分
[wŏ shì ái xì bāo duì wŏ hăo nĭ huì sĭ diào nĭ shì wŏ ài rén duì nĭ hăo shì wŏ bĕn fēn]
'I am a cancer cell; loving me will kill you; you are my love, caring for you is my duty.' This darkly humorous netname plays with extreme imagery about illness but also contains a declaration of love within a unique, attention-grabbing context.