我让你抱紧你就真的报警了
[wŏ ràng nĭ bào jĭn nĭ jiù zhēn de bào jĭng le]
'If I Told You to Hug Me, I Would Really Call the Police' humorously indicates setting strict boundaries against unwanted physical closeness or affection, implying a refusal in a playful manner.