我萌固我在你污你狗带
[wŏ méng gù wŏ zài nĭ wū nĭ gŏu dài]
This name, 'Adorable Therefore Exist, If You Corrupt, Begone', blends cute internet slang with a somewhat stern message. It suggests that while the user is adorable and exists meaningfully, they have boundaries for negative behavior.