我们十三月结婚我们星期八离婚
[wŏ men shí sān yuè jié hūn wŏ men xīng qī bā lí hūn]
This name is intentionally impossible, suggesting a relationship that was doomed from the start. In reality, there’s no '13th month' or 'Tuesday as the 8th day', which implies their wedding and divorce in an unreal setting.