我肯定会被砍成薯片的
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'I’ll Definitely Be Chopped Into Potato Chips' is a playful yet somewhat self-deprecating remark. It might imply the person feels they are about to be ‘processed’ in some challenging way, humorously referring to the slicing into small pieces like making potato chips from potatoes. It can reflect a light-hearted attitude towards facing tough situations.