我对人类过敏你不要靠近我我有过敏药你快到我怀里来
[wŏ duì rén lèi guò mĭn nĭ bù yào kào jìn wŏ wŏ yŏu guò mĭn yào nĭ kuài dào wŏ huái lĭ lái]
'I'm Allergic to Humans - Don’t Come Close to Me... But Wait, You've Got My Antihistamines? Come Here!' This somewhat contradictory statement shows someone who is socially awkward or uncomfortable around others (metaphor for human interaction causing them discomfort akin to having allergies), yet still expresses a wishful yearning for close connections.