我的网名亮瞎你的狗眼
[wŏ de wăng míng liàng xiā nĭ de gŏu yăn]
A rather provocative online name which translates to 'My web name dazzles your dog eyes'. This suggests that their username stands out and might be eye-catching to the point of being irritating to those who don't like flashy or bold names.