我的萌逼闪闪发亮我的帅逼光芒万丈
[wŏ de méng bī shăn shăn fā liàng wŏ de shuài bī guāng máng wàn zhàng]
Expressing something along the lines of 'My cute self shines brightly; my handsome features illuminate miles away'. This playful handle shows a humorous yet bold display of self-appreciation and charm.