我的老婆很萌任蹂躏我的老公很帅任欺负
[wŏ de lăo pó hĕn méng rèn róu lìn wŏ de lăo gōng hĕn shuài rèn qī fù]
'My Wife is Adorably Cute Even if Teased; My Husband is Handsome and Takes Abuse' seems to depict an oddly balanced relationship dynamic where both partners enjoy teasing each other. However, it may come off as controversial or unhealthy, depending on the context.