我的后桌比你帅但我爱你我的前桌比你靓但我爱你
[wŏ de hòu zhuō bĭ nĭ shuài dàn wŏ ài nĭ wŏ de qián zhuō bĭ nĭ jìng dàn wŏ ài nĭ]
This name showcases unwavering loyalty in a humorous manner despite admitting the physical attractions of classmates around oneself. Despite better-lookers around, it conveys that nothing compares to the love the holder holds for a special someone.