我的逗比会吸光
[wŏ de dòu bĭ huì xī guāng]
This user might be someone whose funny antics or humorous personality traits tend to attract attention. Here, '逗比' can imply the person is amusing or ridiculous and tends to make people laugh, so much so that they 'suck up all the attention like light.' This net name shows a lighthearted, self-mockery sense of humor.