我丑我矮还没长相谁要
[wŏ chŏu wŏ ăi hái méi zhăng xiāng shéi yào]
A self-deprecating name saying, 'I'm ugly, short, with no good looks—who would want me?' Often used in online contexts to playfully or sarcastically express dissatisfaction with one’s appearance while seeking comfort in others’ companionship.