我不来你结个屁婚啊我结婚那天你来不来
[wŏ bù lái nĭ jié gè pì hūn a wŏ jié hūn nèi tiān nĭ lái bù lái]
If I don't come, then what's the point of your marriage? And will you come on my wedding day? This somewhat vulgar name questions the value of someone else’s marriage without the speaker's presence, and simultaneously raises curiosity about attendance at one's own future wedding.