我不吃德芙我怕黑丝缠绕
[wŏ bù chī dé fú wŏ pà hēi sī chán răo]
I do not eat Dove chocolate; I am afraid of black stockings tangling around me. A playful pun referencing how Dove sounds similar to 'love' in Chinese ('dove’ in English can also suggest romantic entanglement).