我比澳门还傲我比新疆还僵
[wŏ bĭ ào mén hái ào wŏ bĭ xīn jiāng hái jiāng]
Translates roughly to 'I am prouder than Macao (known for gambling and casino industry), I am stiffer/still than Xinjiang'. Combines elements comparing personal pride, rigidity in personality or life stance humorously linked with stereotypical traits attached to these regions without offending.