我爱你直到新闻联播大结局
[wŏ ài nĭ zhí dào xīn wén lián bō dà jié jú]
A comedic play on the declaration of undying love: 'I love you until the News Broadcast ends'. In China, News Broadcast (《新闻联播》) is a long-running daily news program, and saying such love will last 'till its end' reflects eternal, endless love, though laced with humor and exaggeration.