wifi君就算死缠烂打我也不会和你分手的
[wifi jūn jiù suàn sĭ chán làn dă wŏ yĕ bù huì hé nĭ fēn shŏu de]
This name expresses a deep, somewhat humorous commitment to one's WiFi. It implies that the user finds WiFi as essential as a partner in life, humorously suggesting they will never give up WiFi no matter what.