土豪的朋友土鳖
[tŭ háo de péng yŏu tŭ biē]
A humorously humble way to refer to oneself as someone far less affluent compared to wealthy ('tuhao') friends. Literally translates to 'a bumpkin friend of a tycoon'. The term suggests a stark but light-hearted contrast between different levels of wealth or status in society.