听说网名太长会找不到伴侣
[tīng shuō wăng míng tài zhăng huì zhăo bù dào bàn lǚ]
Translating to 'I heard having a too long nickname makes you end up single,' it playfully comments on superstition that overly complex or lengthier usernames could lead one to never find a mate in real life.