她说你硬了他说你湿了
[tā shuō nĭ yìng le tā shuō nĭ shī le]
This name combines vulgar colloquial terms which imply physical states in a teasing or provocative way. In Chinese, 'she said you are hard' could mean someone being stiff from nervousness or anger; while 'he said you are wet' implies the opposite—a relaxed or perhaps lazy state.