他帅吧对不起他是我老公她美吧很抱歉她是我媳妇
[tā shuài ba duì bù qĭ tā shì wŏ lăo gōng tā mĕi ba hĕn bào qiàn tā shì wŏ xí fù]
Translating to 'He's handsome, right? Sorry, he's my husband; she's pretty, isn't she? Unfortunately, she's my wife.' The name humorously proclaims ownership while also addressing societal fascination with beauty, possibly carrying double entendres and challenging conventional notions of jealousy.