谁先分手谁小狗谁先离开谁混蛋
[shéi xiān fēn shŏu shéi xiăo gŏu shéi xiān lí kāi shéi hùn dàn]
'Whoever breaks up first is a little dog, whoever leaves first is a bastard.' This name expresses a commitment to loyalty in relationships, with an added twist of challenge. It sets up high stakes for breaking up or leaving, emphasizing steadfastness and resilience.