少女收容所软妹贩卖机
[shăo nǚ shōu róng suŏ ruăn mèi fàn mài jī]
'Shao Nu Shou Rong Suo Ruan Mei Fan Mai Ji' translates to something quirky like 'Gentle Girl Vending Machine'. It implies the person enjoys providing gentleness and warmth as if from a vending machine, often for soft-hearted maidens.