傻瓜不可以离开我笨蛋不可能离开你
[shă guā bù kĕ yĭ lí kāi wŏ bèn dàn bù kĕ néng lí kāi nĭ]
Playfully endearing and contradictory; it means both ‘Fool cannot leave me, fool impossible not to leave you’. Expressing strong attachment despite flaws (foolishness), showcasing a light-hearted but deeply rooted relationship dynamic.