傻比别跑回来吃药二货别闹回来治疗
[shă bĭ bié păo huí lái chī yào èr huò bié nào huí lái zhì liáo]
Using colloquial language, this humorously translates to something like 'Come back and take your medicine, you goofball; calm down and get treated, silly.' It’s lighthearted while also encouraging responsibility.