如果当个小偷定偷你如果当个强盗必劫你
[rú guŏ dāng gè xiăo tōu dìng tōu nĭ rú guŏ dāng gè qiáng dào bì jié nĭ]
'If I become a thief, I would steal you away; if I were a robber, I would kidnap you', expressing strong desire to have someone despite illegal activities being used as metaphor here.