请叫我纠结伦
[qĭng jiào wŏ jiū jié lún]
Call Me Jielun. It means “Please call me someone who hesitates a lot.” It suggests the user may easily be conflicted or indecisive and finds it as part of their identity. The “伦 (lún)” at the end is used in Chinese names, so here the user adds a cultural personalization touch.