亲爱的快拦我我要跳楼没关系拉张床单接着你
[qīn ài de kuài lán wŏ wŏ yào tiào lóu méi guān xì lā zhāng chuáng dān jiē zhe nĭ]
A dramatic phrase meaning 'darling, stop me I'm going to jump off a building, don't worry we will catch you with a sheet!' This showcases exaggerated and playful expression regarding seeking attention and support during moments of despair.