起开我有病别闹我有药
[qĭ kāi wŏ yŏu bìng bié nào wŏ yŏu yào]
This quirky name humorously asks others to stay away because the user admits to having problems ('I have an illness, please don’t bother me; I’ve already got medicine'). It’s a mix of self-deprecation and defensiveness.