你是我的小呀么小苹果你是我的老呀么老菠萝
[nĭ shì wŏ de xiăo yā me xiăo píng guŏ nĭ shì wŏ de lăo yā me lăo bō luó]
Inspired by the popular Chinese song 'Little Apple', this name adds humor by pairing it with 'old pineapple', suggesting an intimate relationship mixed with light-heartedness and fun.