你是奇葩我是吉他
[nĭ shì qí pā wŏ shì jí tā]
In a witty and humorous tone. 'Peculiar Flower'(you are quirky, strange, weird, etc.) and guitar refer both to personality traits and objects. 'Qipa'(奇葩）is often used on internet slang indicating uniqueness; 'guitar' sounds like 'geitao'(怪桃), another funny way saying being odd/unique.