你闪瞎了我的24k纯金狗
[nĭ shăn xiā le wŏ de 24k chún jīn gŏu]
'Ni Shan Xia Le Wo De 24k Chun Jin Gou' means 'You blinded my 24K pure gold dog.' In Chinese internet slang, this humorously implies that something so impressive or eye-catching has caused amazement, often with a hint of sarcasm, akin to saying 'Wow, that was flashy.'