你若不离我定不弃你若不弃我定不理
[nĭ ruò bù lí wŏ dìng bù qì nĭ ruò bù qì wŏ dìng bù lĭ]
This has a conditional tone - if you leave me, I certainly won't abandon you. But then follows an unexpected twist: if you don't abandon me, I'll surely ignore you. An oxymoron reflecting complex human feelings of being unpredictable in romantic relations.