尼玛在今天分手真好笑
[ní mă zài jīn tiān fēn shŏu zhēn hăo xiào]
An ironic expression about breaking up. 'Ni Ma' is an expletive to emphasize. It means 'What a joke today turning out with a breakup', conveying disbelief, sarcasm, or bitterness at heart about breakups.