没钱没权没婆娘没身没材没老公
[méi qián méi quán méi pó niáng méi shēn méi cái méi lăo gōng]
A Play On Words means No money, No power, No wife(I don't have materials and I cannot become other's husband). Here shows a person’s helplessness and self-deprecation towards life. People sometimes would use it sarcastically or humorously in order to reduce the embarrassment from this terrible situation.