没了对象有了流量没了朋友又了Wif
[méi le duì xiàng yŏu le liú liàng méi le péng yŏu yòu le wif]
This playful-sounding username lists things gained and lost - losing lovers/partners, friends, gaining online followers/likes while getting Wi-Fi instead! Perhaps reflecting on how life changes affect personal connections and digital dependency nowadays. Maybe also subtly poking fun at modern society valuing internet access over all else!