麻麻说我太屌不是她生的
[má má shuō wŏ tài diăo bù shì tā shēng de]
'Mom said I'm so awesome she didn't give birth to me'. A casual, exaggerative, self-complimenting phrase in a humorous way showing extreme confidence or pride in one's abilities and attributes while playfully dismissing modesty. '屌' is informal language for 'awesome'.