麻痹你是我老婆次奥你是我老公
[má bì nĭ shì wŏ lăo pó cì ào nĭ shì wŏ lăo gōng]
The expression uses coarse language to humorously declare ownership in a relationship—saying both 'you are my wife’ and 'you are my husband'. Please note it includes expletives, which may sound offensive out of context.