乱了小姐散了先森
[luàn le xiăo jiĕ sàn le xiān sēn]
'Messy miss, scattered mister,' this is a whimsical way of referring to oneself or one's relationships in a rather chaotic state. The word '先森' here is actually a playful replacement for '先生'(mister), adding humor through intentional use of phonetic resemblance with children-oriented expression.